Just found a note of a funny exchange I had with my mobile phone company a few years back…
Me: Can you please just put me back on the basic off-peak call plan?
Vodafone: “Ah, so you’d be wanting to go on to Gethsemane then?”
Me: “Sorry?!”
Vodafone: “You’re wanting to go on to Gethsemane then?”
Me: “Gethsemane?”
Vodafone: “No – Get 70 – the Get 70 call plan!”
Me: “Ah…yes, please.”