Archive for August, 2004

Eat/My Hat

Thursday, August 12th, 2004

Eat – If you hear a faint groaning whilst reading this post, it’ll be my chair. Last night, the cravings became too much and I whipped up a bucket of baked buffalo wings for me and SWMBO, who had never tried them before. Accompanied by a green salad with blue cheese dressing and several beers, we proceeded to set about the pile with no small amount of gusto. Given that I couldn’t get hold of an authentic US wings sauce in my local supermarket, I laced the butter sauce with liberal amounts of Encona’s Cajun Hot Pepper Sauce, Nando’s Extra Hot Piri Piri Sauce, cracked black peppercorns and garlic powder. The results were pretty damn tasty. So what, you might ask, is the problem? Having demolished the whole pile, the 3-1 ratio of bones on my plate and SWMBO’s indicated that I had consumed 30 waistline-busting wings which left me feeling a tad bloated for the best part of the last 24 hours.

My Hat – Many thanks to this week’s hero, David Barlow of Cornwall who is volunteer at The Lizard Wireless Station, all round good egg and, most importantly, a fellow Tilley hat wearer. Having seemingly lost my weathered but cherished Tilley whilst visiting the station, I emailed David who offered to check for my hat next time he was at the station. He replied with the news that he could find no trace of the hat and asked if I had possibly left it elsewhere. I mentioned that I had maybe left in an ice cream shop or the car park. Two days later, David has not only checked the shop in Lizard village (where my hat was amongst 6 other lost titfers) but had it sent special delivery to arrive by lunchtime today – asking nothing in return save for the postage. All this from a chap I’ve never met (his colleague was on duty when I visited) and who knows me not from Adam. Much appreciated. By the way, the tongue -in- cheek style of the Tilley Endurables website makes it an interesting read – whether you browse the interesting testimonials, the company’s history or the dated but well-meant Y2K emergency advice.

Transatlantic cravings

Tuesday, August 10th, 2004

Although I try to eat healthily and am exercising a great deal more than I used to, I do have a fondness for a number of ‘heart attack on a plate’ dishes – most of which I have discovered whilst on business trips to the States. Business travel is far from glamourous and, more often than not, decent meals with new colleagues or old friends will be more than outnumbered by the lonely meals, comprised of crappy food, eaten in glum hotel restaurants. A basket meal thrown at me by the surly bartender in the sports bar in the Dulles Hilton was especially dire, as I recall. However, I have also enjoyed some excellent nights with friends and colleagues and these will have invariably been in the sort of chain restaurant I’d never frequent back home. The popularity of elasticated pants and stretch sportswear as the No.1 casual clothing choice in America is almost entirely due to some the chain restaurant dishes I have come to love and cherish. There’s Chili’s Awesome Blossom, which is basically an enormous onion which has been sliced, battered then fried and served with an artery-clogging sauce – sublime. A visit to a Virginia franchise of Don Pablo’s, a chain that actually sells a deep fried ice cream dessert (yes, really) introduced me to the gargantuan delights of the ‘combination platter’, which is the answer for those who are spoilt for choice when reviewing the menu. The Conquistador combination platter banishes all worry of choosing the wrong dish by serving up pretty much all of them on one outsized salver. $10.49 got me and a Vietnamese friends more beef taquitos, chicken flautas, skinny enchiladas, beef burritos, crispy beef tacos and soft chicken fajita tacos than we could finish. Limey seafood lovers like me wince when getting the bill for a meal in the UK because of the price of quality fresh fish – so walking into Joe’s Crab Shack is like finding Nemo and Nirvana all in one place. A few years back, I almost ate myself to death in the Joe’s Crab Shack in Buckhead, Atlanta. Along with Bert, a redoubtable Dutchman and Papa, a crazy Senagalese, I basically tried to eat plates of each of the five crabs available followed by each dish on the grilled and broiled seafood menu – all laced with lashings of Frank’s Red Hot Sauce. Urged on by a very attractive waitress (who, I was convinced, loved me as much as I loved her until she said she was moving to Hollywood to become a scriptwriter), we ploughed through the approximate equivalent of Seaworld on a plate. No amount of light beer, or the antacids we picked up at the drugstore on the way back to the hotel, could put out the flames that raged in our bellies. However, the current objects of my culinary desire are buffalo wings, whether Frank & Teressa’s proclaimed and much fabled wimgs served up the Anchor Bar in Buffalo or those 3 Mile Island hotties stacked high at every Hooter’s. Unless anyone knows different, one of the London outposts of the US based Texas Lone Star chain appears to be my best bet for getting a fix of good ol’ Stateside grub in large portions. As for me, I’m grabbing a taste-alike recipe from one of the many sites providing such things so I can rustle up a batch at home anytime the cravings call. Those with similar cravings for US foodstuffs should check out this handy list of UK importers. In this way, you too can get the same authentic taste, the same authentic waistline, the same authentic infarc and the same authentic early funeral that surely awaits me if I keep succumbing to this cravings.

Want to feel years younger?

Sunday, August 8th, 2004

The minute I clapped eyes on Rob Storey’s How and Why Wonder Book collection, I lost 30 years and was back in my room reading my own copies. Strangely, whilst the covers of many of the US versions are familiar, I don’t recall any of the UK versions, so perhaps mine were gifted via someone stateside. Either that or I really grew up in America but was brainwashed and relocated by the Secret Service after I was involved in some clandestine activity or other.

Hands free driving

Sunday, August 8th, 2004

Having recently spent an evening and a good part of the following night driving on our overstretched motorway and A road system (30 miles of motorway closed necessitating a 70 mile nose to tail detour), I am ready to consider alternatives. Whilst searching online for something else, I came across an essay entitled End of Traffic Jams: A Transportation System for the Future, which is concerned with dualmode and automated highway systems. Whilst little more than an overview, this essay points the way towards a possuble solution to combining the freedom of personal transport with the speed, ease of use and safety of a mass transit system. However, a wander through the various ongoing projects linked at the bottom of the page shows that these types of initiaives are not just pipe dreams.

Back to earth – with a bump

Sunday, August 8th, 2004

Upon arriving home, we were greeted by a pile of post over 12 inches (30 cms for Zoe and the other Euro folk reading this) tall, which I have just worked my way through. The mail awaiting my personal attention included not only the usual junk mail and detritus but also:

  1. A credit card bill.
  2. A London Congestion Charge Penalty fine.
  3. A second London Congestion Charge Penalty fine.
  4. Yet a third London Congestion Charge Penalty fine.
  5. A Conditional Offer of Fixed Penalty speed camera fine.
  6. A letter from my employers concerning increased healthcare benefit costs.

Talk about timing. The Congestion Charge Penalty fines are bullshit as I registered the car concerned as a temporary vehicle whilst my usual car was in the body shop. When I called to straighten it all out, they told me I had to call back the relevant department on Monday – despite the fact the they couldn’t find any fines levied against the car concerned. The speeding fine is probably legit but as the camera is located on the slowest stretch of my daily commute, I am a touch naffed off at getting a fine and points, when I normally couldn’t break a sweat, let alone the speed limit, on that road. My employers want me to pay into a dental plan that will cost me more than my annual average bill with my current dentist – and he’s not cheap – which is why I got the credit card bill. It’s just as well I haven’t just been and spent all our money on a holiday for SWMBO and the sprogs then, isn’t it.

Sigh…whimper…snivel

Cornish Pastiche – Finale

Sunday, August 8th, 2004

After two and a bit weeks tapping away at my PPK and using my T3 for surfing and email, I had almost forgotten the joys of using a full sized screen and keyboard. Twenty four hours after returning from the family vacation, the pile of laundry still resembles Annapurna and the washing machine has barely stopped except for reloading and removing beach sand from the fluff filter. All things considered, it was a fine holiday and the whole family had a great time. By way of a closing chapter to the Cornish Pastiche saga, I thought I would simply relate a couple of the highlights – with links, now I have the capability.

For those not familiar with the Lizard Penisula in Cornwall, it is a beautiful county, set at the far south west of England and is pretty much the last dry land before the east coast of the USA. It is for exactly this reason that Guglielmo Marconi chose the area for his ground breaking work in wireless communications. His experiemental transmissions in January 1901, between The Lizard Wireless Station and the Isle Of Wight 186 miles away, proved definitively that radio waves could travel well beyond the visible horizon. Incidentally, the Lizard Wireless Station was also the first coastal station to handle an SOS signal from a ship. This work paved the way for another transmission eleven months later that changed the world and paved the way for pretty much all modern communications technologies. From a small wooden building located above Poldhu Bay ten miles north of Lizard Point on the 12th December 1901, a member of Marconi’s team repeatedly transmitted the letter ‘S’ out over the Atlantic. These bursts of three ‘dots’, boosted by what was then the world’s most powerful transmitter, were received by Marconi himself at Signal Hill in Newfoundland, Canada. Today, Poldhu Point is home to the tiny but excellent Marconi Centre exhibition, which is jointed managed and run by The National Trust and the Poldhu Amateur Radio Club GB2GM. Completing the local Holy Trinity for geeks is the Porthcurno Telegraph Museum, which was the home of the British Empire’s first international telecommunications network and, at it’s height in the early decades of the twentieth century, was the world’s largest cable station, with 14 telegraph cables in operation. These undersea cables reached out to the very furthest corners of the globe, connecting Britain with it’s by then fading empire. I can highly recommend all these to anyone with an interest in technology or communications. To those not so inclined, they are still great places to visit, not only as memorials to the work of those who makes much of modern ‘push-button’ life possible, but also as stunning locations (on the South West Coastal path) in their own right. It is worth acknowledging the ham radio volunteers and National Trust folks who staff the Lizard Wireless Station and the Marconi Centre, not only for their enlightening talks and the opportunity for hands-on Morse Code tuition, but for staffing these tiny huts that can only be reached on foot.

Whilst we were self-catering on this holiday, we also took the opportunity to eat out when we fancied and avoid the washing up. Whether cooking for ourselves or cooked for, we took advantage of the excellent local produce. One evening, I rustled up a mackerel and prawn farfalle dish using fish from that morning’s catch at Cadgwith, a tiny village with small working fishing fleet located on the eastern side of the Lizard Peninsula. Other local specialities include Yarg, a Cornish semi-hard cheese, traditionally wrapped in nettles; scrumpy cider, which is a world apart from it’s massed produced counterpart and, of course, the reknown Cornish Pasty, a pastry casing with, traditionally, a filling of beef and potato with slices of onion and swede mixed in as well. The Old Inn in Mullion and The Smoke House in Porthleven both provided us with memorable meals, the former with it’s generous pub grub proportions and the latter with an imaginative and tasy menu. The dish of the holiday for me was the fresh – and I mean fresh – brill with mussels and saffron linguine accompanied by a cracking chenin blanc at The Smoke House, who also do fresh handmade pizzas and pasta dishes for kids that puts the usual fare served up for kids in restaurants to shame.

Archie Trees is a name that was oft-repeated during car journeys on this holiday. On the first day, whilst we were driving down some of the famously narrow and winding Cornish lanes, sprog 4 suddenly exclaimed ‘Arch-ieee Tree-ees!’. SWMBO and I looked at each other in a puzzled way – who was this Mr. Trees? Was the sprog asking for us to play his CD? This was repeated quite a few times until the other sprogs noticed that she only made these exclamations when we drove between hedgerow trees whose boughs overhung the lane so far that they met in the middle above the car. Ah – not Archie Trees but archy trees. We never tired of hearing it and eventually the whole family would chime in with ‘Arch-y Tree-ees!’ any time we drove through a tunnel or arch of tress.

That’s it. I could go on and on but it would be more boring than inviting you all over to look at pictures and home movies so I will resist – normal service will now be resumed.

Cornish Pastiche 5

Thursday, August 5th, 2004

I am still alive but way too chilled out to be posting every day. Edited highlights include much surfing, great food and a really regretable case of sunburn that laid me low for a few days (please use protection, kids). Anyhow, way too much happening to be posting so I’ll be offering a Reader’s Digest version when I return to my own box at the weekend. Surf’s up so I’m off.

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