{"id":6,"date":"2004-06-01T21:29:28","date_gmt":"2004-06-01T21:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=6"},"modified":"2004-06-01T21:29:28","modified_gmt":"2004-06-01T21:29:28","slug":"the-things-we-say-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"The things we say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sprog #4 <em>(pointing to my chest)<\/em>: Your milkies don&#8217;t work &#8211; Mummy&#8217;s do!<br \/>\nMe <em>(surrounded by SWMBO and female offspring)<\/em>: Um&#8230;yes.<br \/>\nSprog #4 <em>(pointing to her chest and those of her sisters)<\/em>: My milkies will work when I&#8217;m older&#8230;and hers&#8230;and hers&#8230;and hers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sprog #4 (pointing to my chest): Your milkies don&#8217;t work &#8211; Mummy&#8217;s do! Me (surrounded by SWMBO and female offspring): Um&#8230;yes. Sprog #4 (pointing to her chest and those of her sisters): My milkies will work when I&#8217;m older&#8230;and hers&#8230;and hers&#8230;and hers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}