{"id":45,"date":"2004-06-26T16:46:42","date_gmt":"2004-06-26T16:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2004-06-26T16:46:42","modified_gmt":"2004-06-26T16:46:42","slug":"cancerous-colon-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Cancerous colon comedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s moral dilemma: does having terminal cancer excuse Cass coming up with a pun like this?:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>TO ALL COLON CANCER GROUPS<br \/>\nI think we need an anthem. It could be sung to the Sting tune and goes<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t stand so..<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t stand so..<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t stand so.. colostomy\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you have never read Cass&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/cancergiggles.blog-city.com\/\">CancerGiggles<\/a> weblog, you&#8217;ll not know that it&#8217;s just fine to laugh in the face of death.<\/p>\n<p><em>P.S. Cass, now I&#8217;ve covered mine in tea reading your blog, please leave me your keyboard.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s moral dilemma: does having terminal cancer excuse Cass coming up with a pun like this?: TO ALL COLON CANCER GROUPS I think we need an anthem. It could be sung to the Sting tune and goes Don&#8217;t stand so.. Don&#8217;t stand so.. Don&#8217;t stand so.. colostomy If you have never read Cass&#8217; CancerGiggles weblog, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}