{"id":418,"date":"2010-01-13T18:07:29","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T05:07:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/foundbyyou.wordpress.com\/?p=95"},"modified":"2010-12-31T11:36:02","modified_gmt":"2010-12-30T22:36:02","slug":"waffles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=418","title":{"rendered":"Waffles!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 385px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2669\/3681317840_f39f8555b0.jpg?v=0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Waffles!\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2669\/3681317840_f39f8555b0.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"Waffles!\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Waffles!<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moviesoundclips.net\/movies1\/shrek\/makingwaffle.wav\" target=\"_blank\"><em>&#8220;This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning&#8230; I&#8217;m making waffles!&#8221;<\/em><\/a><em><\/em><em> &#8211; Eddie Murphy as Donkey in &#8216;Shrek&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My lovely wife gave me a surprise gift a while back &#8211; a waffle iron.\u00a0 She managed to pick one up with some points on a store loyalty card.\u00a0 It is a gift filled with love because she didn&#8217;t want a waffle iron, firmly believing that, just like almost every other waffle iron on the planet, it will soon be gathering dust in a cupboard.\u00a0 I maintained otherwise and, though only time will tell who is right, it has had regular outings and even been used and a sandwich toaster.<\/p>\n<p>I mention all this because waffles played a small but symbolic part in our emigration.\u00a0 On our first morning as home-less, job-less and school-less emigrants, we stepped out into the bright sunlight of a Hollywood morning.\u00a0 Along with Rarotonga in the Cook Islands, Los Angeles was a stopover on our way to New Zealand (<a href=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=216892682\">mentioned briefly in this post<\/a>) and, on the recommendation of <a href=\"http:\/\/seanbonner.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">LA blogger Sean Bonner<\/a>, we stayed at  the trendy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.farmersdaughterhotel.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Farmer&#8217;s Daughter<\/a> in Fairfax Village.\u00a0 Across the street, as we discovered that first morning of our adventure, lay the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.farmersmarketla.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Farmer&#8217;s Market<\/a> and there we had the kind of breakfasts that we had only ever seen in movies.\u00a0 Bacon, eggs, pancakes, juice, toast, waffles &#8211; we ordered large and reveled in the strange dislocation of being between lives, eating breakfast in the world capital of make-believe.<\/p>\n<p>That meal is a fond memory for me and the kids &#8211; a snapshot from our transition from inner city Londoners to rural township New Zealanders.\u00a0 It&#8217;s my hope that sharing Saturday morning waffles &amp; maple syrup with the kids will become another tradition and memory to treasure.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div id=\"attachment_96\" style=\"width: 342px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-96\" class=\"size-full wp-image-96\" title=\"L.A. breakfast\" src=\"http:\/\/foundbyyou.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/07\/labreakfast.gif\" alt=\"L.A. breakfast\" width=\"332\" height=\"236\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-96\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Breakfast in Los Angeles<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning&#8230; I&#8217;m making waffles!&#8221; &#8211; Eddie Murphy as Donkey in &#8216;Shrek&#8217; My lovely wife gave me a surprise gift a while back &#8211; a waffle iron.\u00a0 She managed to pick one up with some points on a store loyalty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":249,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,25,442],"tags":[94,120,135,147,150,239],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-life","category-online","tag-farmers-market","tag-iron","tag-la","tag-maple-syrup","tag-memories","tag-waffle"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/249"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":216892745,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions\/216892745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}