{"id":4,"date":"2004-05-30T20:00:22","date_gmt":"2004-05-30T20:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=4"},"modified":"2004-05-30T20:00:22","modified_gmt":"2004-05-30T20:00:22","slug":"the-things-we-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=4","title":{"rendered":"The things we say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sprog #4: I want a polar bear.<br \/>\nMe: What?<br \/>\nSprog #4: I want a polar bear.<br \/>\nMe: What?  I don&#8217;t understand.<br \/>\nSprog #4: I want polar bear in your pocket.<br \/>\nMe: I haven&#8217;t got a polar bear in my pocket.<br \/>\nSprog #4: <em>(pointing to pocket)<\/em> Look in there.<br \/>\nMe: OK <em>(looks in pocket and retrieve packet of mints with holes in)<\/em> Ah, are these the Polo bears?<br \/>\nSprog #4: Yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sprog #4: I want a polar bear. Me: What? Sprog #4: I want a polar bear. Me: What? I don&#8217;t understand. Sprog #4: I want polar bear in your pocket. Me: I haven&#8217;t got a polar bear in my pocket. Sprog #4: (pointing to pocket) Look in there. Me: OK (looks in pocket and retrieve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}