{"id":371,"date":"2007-02-11T16:56:23","date_gmt":"2007-02-11T03:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=371"},"modified":"2010-12-31T11:35:22","modified_gmt":"2010-12-30T22:35:22","slug":"you-cant-have-your-kayak-and-eat-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=371","title":{"rendered":"You can&#8217;t have your kayak and eat it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fauxto.com\/\"><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" alt=\"kayakcake.jpg\" id=\"image370\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/kayakcake.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;ll teach me to be less than specific when asking for a birthday present. Having said that, SWMBO&#8217;s brilliant cake was a great consolation prize, as was the slap up dinner we had with our new friends at the restaurant at the end of our road.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;ll teach me to be less than specific when asking for a birthday present. Having said that, SWMBO&#8217;s brilliant cake was a great consolation prize, as was the slap up dinner we had with our new friends at the restaurant at the end of our road.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,29,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-images","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":216893225,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions\/216893225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}