{"id":265,"date":"2006-01-06T21:09:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-06T21:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=265"},"modified":"2006-01-06T21:09:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-06T21:09:00","slug":"biblical-cellular-plans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=265","title":{"rendered":"Biblical cellular plans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My history with NZ&#8217;s cellphone provider Vodafone has not been an entirely happy one, what with being sold phones that they then wouldn&#8217;t connect, refusal to raise farcically low credit limits and receiving three month&#8217;s billing on a phone I handed back after 24 hours.  However last night, in a call with the lovely Marni during which I again vented my spleen, things took a bizzare turn.  Having worked through my various annoyances and agreed on downgrading my call plan, I asked to be placed on the basic minimal off peak use plan.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah, so you&#8217;d be wanting to go on to Gethsemane then?&#8221; said Marni.<br \/>\n&#8220;Sorry?!&#8221; I said, wondering that Vodafone were now offering spiritual connections as well as telephonic ones.<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re wanting to go on to Gethsemane then?&#8221; she repeated.<br \/>\n&#8220;Gethsemane?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No &#8211; Get 70 &#8211; the Get 70 call plan!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Ah&#8221; said I.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s a mistake anyone could make, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My history with NZ&#8217;s cellphone provider Vodafone has not been an entirely happy one, what with being sold phones that they then wouldn&#8217;t connect, refusal to raise farcically low credit limits and receiving three month&#8217;s billing on a phone I handed back after 24 hours. However last night, in a call with the lovely Marni [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}