{"id":216893742,"date":"2012-08-24T00:19:14","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T11:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=216893742"},"modified":"2012-08-29T08:33:04","modified_gmt":"2012-08-28T19:33:04","slug":"update-four-life-on-the-smallholding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=216893742","title":{"rendered":"Update Four: Life on the smallholding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t written much here lately so what follows is a rough visual timeline (one picture for every 2\u00bd days) of some of the things we have been up to.<\/p>\n<p>1. Standing outside the garage wondering about which little patch of chaos to tackle next.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-style: initial; border-color: initial; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"IMG_0102.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0102.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0102\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>2. Joining the dog on the couch in the garage with a cup of tea, knowing the chaos can wait.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0101.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0101.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0101\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>3. Worrying that I&#8217;ll never mow the steep back garden without injuring myself.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0124.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0124.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0124\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>4. Spending a chilly early evening zeroing my new pest neutraliser.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0146.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0146.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0146\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>5. Collecting firewood, stacking firewood, chopping kindling and bagging kindling.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0158.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0158.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0158\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>6. Popping over to the neighbours for a few hours messing around in Jeeps.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0168.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0168.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0168\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>7. Fixing windows for the tenants.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0174.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0174.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0174\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>8. Buying SWMBO the nice shiny red sports car she&#8217;s always wanted.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0208.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0208.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0208\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>9. Flying to Sydney and back \u00a0in 24hrs\u00a0for 1 sleep, 2 meals, 3 meetings, 6 taxi rides &amp; an interrogation at Customs at 3 a.m.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG00094-20120628-1922.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG00094-20120628-1922.jpg\" alt=\"IMG00094 20120628 1922\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>10. Learning from my mate Johnny how to dig post holes, widen a gateway and string No.8 wire.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0211.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0211.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0211\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>11. Chuckling at doing a little light gardening Kiwi-style i.e. with a big blue tractor.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0227.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0227.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0227\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>12. Wondering (repeatedly in this very rainy winter) if our access road will flood.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0264.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0264.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0264\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>13. Taking a family time out to help our eldest move out to a house with new friends.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"DSCF0699.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/DSCF0699.jpg\" alt=\"DSCF0699\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>14. Collecting \u00a0and stacking more firewood, chopping and bagging more kindling.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0270.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0270.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0270\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>15. Working with my youngest to build a new, wider gate for the new, wider gateway.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0275.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0275.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0275\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>16. Sharing the satisfaction of a job well done &#8211; and a gate that fits!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0279.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0279.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0279\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>17. Remembering to go to the day job that (mostly) pays the bills.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0289.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0289.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0289\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>18. Admiring the decorating prowess of SWMBO (and assembling some furniture).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0304.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0304.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0304\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>19. Rescuing a sadly fatally traumatised birds from the woodburner flue.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG00103-20120727-1641.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG00103-20120727-1641.jpg\" alt=\"IMG00103 20120727 1641\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>20. Sampling a taste of the old country.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0419.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0419.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0419\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>21. Relishing a homemade egg and bacon muffin containing our first\u00a0home laid egg.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0420.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0420.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0420\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>22. Assisting Johnny move his flood-bound flock to greener, drier pastures.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG00113-20120812-1631.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG00113-20120812-1631.jpg\" alt=\"IMG00113 20120812 1631\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>23. Knocking myself out in the basement and bleeding a lot.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0427.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0427.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0427\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>24. \u00a0Making time with SWMBO to continue running our youth group &#8211; like when dissecting pigs&#8217; eyes!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0444.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0444.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0444\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>25. Prepping the rentals for letting.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0474.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0474.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0474\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>26. Re-enacting &#8216;Fahrenheit 451&#8242; with the kids&#8217; \u00a0old school work.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0505.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0505.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0505\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>27. Researching local history and finding that valley floods (No. 12) are par for the course.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"AWNS_19270106_p015_i001_xy.jpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/AWNS_19270106_p015_i001_xy.jpeg\" alt=\"AWNS 19270106 p015 i001 xy\" width=\"374\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>28. Retiring old power tools and buying their replacements.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0515.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0515.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0515\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>29. Buying a car &#8211; and then selling it again (long story).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"forester.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/forester.jpg\" alt=\"Forester\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>30. And revelling in the daily beauty of views, skies and rainbows (more of which soon).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"IMG_0288.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_0288.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0288\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t written much here lately so what follows is a rough visual timeline (one picture for every 2\u00bd days) of some of the things we have been up to. 1. 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