{"id":188,"date":"2005-03-24T14:07:28","date_gmt":"2005-03-24T14:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=188"},"modified":"2005-03-24T14:07:28","modified_gmt":"2005-03-24T14:07:28","slug":"dating-the-village-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=188","title":{"rendered":"Dating The Village People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have just been having an online chat with&nbsp;a fellow <a href=\"http:\/\/london.metblogs.com\/\">London Metblogger<\/a>&nbsp;who used to date a Marine.&nbsp; Asking how it was going, I was told that she had kicked the Marine to the kerb in favour of a construction gang boss in the States.&nbsp; Before I could stop myself, I typed:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><font color=\"#ff0000\">[13:41] BigNosedUglyGuy:<\/font> Are you dating The Village People in rotation?<br \/>\n<font color=\"#ff0000\">[13:41] BigNosedUglyGuy:<\/font> Who next? The sailor, motorcycle cop&nbsp;and Indian Chief?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She replied:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">[13:44] &lt;blogger&gt;: meanie.<\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>making me feel bad for&nbsp;implying loose morals &#8211;&nbsp;but then spoiled the illusion and cracked me up with:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">[13:45] &lt;blogger&gt;: you know&#8230; I&rsquo;ve already had a copper.<\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That said,&nbsp;serially dating representatives of the&nbsp;Village People professions&nbsp;would be one hell of&nbsp;a wager &ndash;&nbsp;but old hat for some gay friends I suspect.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have just been having an online chat with&nbsp;a fellow London Metblogger&nbsp;who used to date a Marine.&nbsp; Asking how it was going, I was told that she had kicked the Marine to the kerb in favour of a construction gang boss in the States.&nbsp; Before I could stop myself, I typed: [13:41] BigNosedUglyGuy: Are you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}