{"id":185079022,"date":"2009-09-11T01:06:04","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T05:06:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/foundbyyou.tumblr.com\/post\/185079022"},"modified":"2010-12-31T11:05:50","modified_gmt":"2010-12-30T22:05:50","slug":"biblical-call-plan-anyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=185079022","title":{"rendered":"Biblical call plan, anyone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><\/strong> Just found a note of a funny exchange I had with my mobile phone company a few years back&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Me:<\/strong> Can you please just put me back on the basic off-peak call plan?<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Vodafone:<\/strong> \u201cAh, so you\u2019d be wanting to go on to Gethsemane then?\u201d<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Me:<\/strong> \u201cSorry?!\u201d<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Vodafone:<\/strong> \u201cYou\u2019re wanting to go on to Gethsemane then?\u201d<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Me:<\/strong> \u201cGethsemane?\u201d<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Vodafone:<\/strong> \u201cNo &#8211; Get 70 &#8211; the Get 70 call plan!\u201d<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Me:<\/strong> \u201cAh&#8230;yes, please.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just found a note of a funny exchange I had with my mobile phone company a few years back&#8230; Me: Can you please just put me back on the basic off-peak call plan? Vodafone: \u201cAh, so you\u2019d be wanting to go on to Gethsemane then?\u201d Me: \u201cSorry?!\u201d Vodafone: \u201cYou\u2019re wanting to go on to Gethsemane [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":249,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[60,106,108,166,238],"class_list":["post-185079022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-faith","tag-call-plan","tag-funny","tag-gethsemane","tag-off-peak","tag-vodafone"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185079022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/249"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=185079022"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185079022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":216893057,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185079022\/revisions\/216893057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=185079022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=185079022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=185079022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}