{"id":148,"date":"2004-10-30T14:17:42","date_gmt":"2004-10-30T14:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=148"},"modified":"2004-10-30T14:17:42","modified_gmt":"2004-10-30T14:17:42","slug":"happy-hello-ian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bignoseduglyguy.com\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"Happy Hello Ian"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bignoseduglyguy.com\/jackolantern.JPG\" align=\"baseline\" border=\"0\"><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;or Happy Halloween, if you care to contradict my youngest sprog.&nbsp; We&#8217;re not big on the imported&nbsp;tradition of trick or treating in this house.&nbsp;&nbsp;This is in no way meant as a slur on those that choose the true Wiccan path, simply a reaction to&nbsp;the commercialisation and it&#8217;s temporary appropriation by budding blackmailers each autumn.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>In this neck of the woods,&nbsp;any&nbsp;little toe-rag&nbsp;wearing a 99p mask or combined witches hate and nylon wig seems to qualify as&nbsp;a bone fide trick-or-treater.&nbsp; They wander&nbsp;the local estates mob-handed, seemingly in groups that never fall below three digits, bashing on doors and demanding treats with menaces.&nbsp; Years back, a sweet or novelty&nbsp;was proferred to each and the mob went about their business in a fairly amiable manner.&nbsp; Nowadays, offering anything less than a PlayStation 2, a fully tricked out BMX bike or an all-inclusive family holiday to Florida is seen as a snub and an invitation to make the householders night a living hell.&nbsp; This being the case, we have taken a neutral stance and simply do not answer the door &#8211; as someone <em>always<\/em> buzzes them through the communal door &#8211; to anyone, preferring to spend the evening wondering if the car still has wheels and the cats have avoided ritual sacrifice at the hands of pre-pubescent diabolists.<\/p>\n<p>That said, yesterday our assembled brood threw themselves unbidden&nbsp;into a frenzy of creative activity.&nbsp; Dress in suitably dark dressing-up outfits, accessorised with long stick-on nails and the odd witch&#8217;s hat, they produced and amazing array of ghoulish pictures and posters to decorate the flat.&nbsp; Even the youngest sprog joined in, producing her first ever all-by-myself picture of a ghostly pumpkin face.&nbsp; Halfway through this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tonyhart.co.uk\/default.asp?nc=7821&amp;id=109\">Vision On<\/a>-on-acid session, SWMBO arrives home from the supermarket with a corker of a pumpkin.&nbsp; This beauty was duly dissected and carved into the superb Jack O&#8217;Lantern you can see above.&nbsp; The pumpkin flesh we&nbsp;scooped out was used to make a cracking soup, a second portion of which I have just had for lunch.&nbsp; My gift this Halloween to a loyal readership, who never complain when I fail to post for days, is the recipe for this most autumnal of soups.&nbsp; Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pumpkin Soup for six<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>50g\/2 oz butter<br \/>\n1 large onion, <em>thinly sliced<\/em><br \/>\n500g\/1lb pumpkin,<em> peeled, deseeded and cut into chunks<\/em><br \/>\n250g\/8 0z potatoes, <em>thinly sliced (peeling&#8217;s too much hassle)<\/em><br \/>\n1 clove of garlic, <em>peeled and crushed<\/em><br \/>\nA sprig of fresh or 1 tsp dried thyme<br \/>\n1.2 litres\/2 pints chicken stock<br \/>\n4 tblsp lemon juice<br \/>\n150ml\/\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00bc pint double cream<br \/>\nsalt and pepper<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Melt butter in large saucepan and fry onions over a low heat until soft.<\/li>\n<li>Add pumpkin, potatoes, thyme and garlic, then cover the pan and cook slowly on a low heat for 20 minutes by which time the vegetables should be soft.<\/li>\n<li>Add the stock and salt and pepper to taste, brining to the boil before reducing heat to a slow simmer for another 10 minutes.<\/li>\n<li>Reduce the soup to a pur\u00c3\u0192\u00c2\u00a9e using a blender, processor or a sieve and return to the pan, along with the lemon.<\/li>\n<li>Stir in cream and heat through, taking care not to boil.<\/li>\n<li>Serve with warm bread.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Yum yum pig&#8217;s bum!&nbsp; The recipe based on one culled from Hamlyn&#8217;s &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0600606163\/\">The Complete Cook<\/a>&#8216;, a superb 600 page compendium&nbsp;which, with me in&nbsp;mind,&nbsp;a friend kindly grabbed from one of those \u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a35-for-any-book shops that spring up all over the West End, only to disappear just as quickly.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">*&nbsp;<em>Toe rag is a term that, disputedly,&nbsp;originated in and around the docks a quarter mile from where I sit.&nbsp;&nbsp;Toe rag&nbsp;was the moniker given to those stevedors who unloaded the grain for the local mills.&nbsp; These dockers wrapped hessian or cloth around their trouser cuffs puttee-style to prevent spilt grain dropping into their boots.&nbsp; The alternative, which is equally likely, is that it refers to the cloths that shoeless (transported?) convicts wrapped their feet in.&nbsp; Given the disparaging nature of the term and it&#8217;s use in Australia, I suspect the latter is more likely<\/em>.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">my lo-fi ears are listening to <a href=\"http:\/\/phobos.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZSearch.woa\/wa\/advancedSearchResults?songTerm=Sweet Surrender&amp;artistTerm=Sarah McLachlan\">Sweet Surrender<\/a>\/<a href=\"http:\/\/phobos.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZSearch.woa\/wa\/advancedSearchResults?artistTerm=Sarah McLachlan\">Sarah McLachlan<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or Happy Halloween, if you care to contradict my youngest sprog.&nbsp; 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