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Archive for May, 2004

The things we say —

Sprog #4: I want a polar bear. Me: What? Sprog #4: I want a polar bear. Me: What? I don’t understand. Sprog #4: I want polar bear in your pocket. Me: I haven’t got a polar bear in my pocket. Sprog #4: (pointing to pocket) Look in there. Me: OK (looks in pocket and retrieve […]

Things to do whilst running —

Grahame’s Things to do Whilst Running is too near to the truth for some of us. To his list I would add: adjusting one’s microfibre shorts to avoiding much chafing of the nads. timing your run to coincide with the evening rush hour so as to experience the full range of asthma symptoms – asthma […]